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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julie bowen. nate parker. and music from the afghan whigs. with cleto and the cletones. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there, thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host.

thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for bringing meaning into my life. i appreciate it. [ applause ] that's very nice of you. today has been a strange day. i think i'm in a feud right now. not like a family feud but a real feud. no prizes. or anything like that. i made a video with jennifer aniston, the actress. from film and television. she asked me to play the part of her son. they released this video yesterday or the day before. a lot of people have been talking about it. it's become very big online. this morning on "today", they do a regular segment where they ask martha stewart for her opinion on things. why they would ask her about anything other than how to make a butte near out of toilet paper, i don't know. in any case, martha did not approve. >> taking on all the tabloid stories that, one, ryan seacrest introduces this video. shows she's pregnant with triplets. she had two kids, one of which is jimmy kimmel.

>> i like it. >> this is sassy. i love it. >> do you like it? >> i don't really like it. >> oh, okay. >> i just -- i think it makes fun of some things and shows some bad examples to the youth of america. wrapping a pregnant stomach is not a good idea. and people do have children that look like jimmy kimmel and it's not -- they do, and it's not so funny. i have a lot of friends -- >> not so fun? >> to have children that look like jimmy kimmel when -- >> mrs. kimmel thought that was a good thing. >> no, no, 12 years old -- >> oh, they are making believe he is an oversized child with a problem and -- >> jimmy kimmel -- you are taking this thing a little too seriously. >> jimmy kimmel is great. i love jimmy kimmel. i just don't like him as a 12-year-old. >> jimmy: how about that? the convicted felon doesn't like me as a 12-year-old. [ laughter ] interesting. [ applause ] now i'm being critiqued by criminals.

thank goodness al roker was there to defend me and my mother. [ laughter ] thank you, martha. for your comedy take. i'm sure you were the funniest girl in the cell block back in prison. but this is the real world, okay? and just for that, i'm not using organic pumpkins to make my jack-o-lanterns this year. this is an interesting story. a professor at the harvard divinity school found a piece of pa pie us are with writing on it that dates back to the fourth century and she believes that the writing on it indicates jesus was married. it's the world's oldest status update. this is the papyrus, the last sentence said that jesus had a wife. i speak a little bit of coptic and i translated it. i believe it says jesus had wi-fi, which -- [ laughter ] some historians are calling this the goes sell of jesus' wife.

they're also calling it the original j-date. wouldn't that be something if jesus was married? he could turn water into wine but can't take out the garbage. [ laughter ] maybe jesus isn't his name. maybe that's what his wife used to yell every time he came home late and it stuck. you think about it, if jesus had a wife, it's entirely possible he had kids, which would explain why he spent 40 days in the desert. 40 days, out in the desert, i'm at home washing his tunic. was it a tunic? that can be a good television. mrs. jesus. edie falco is mrs. jesus. get sea crest on the phone. i think we got a hit on our hands. as you have may have heard, tabloids magazines have been publishing topless photographs of kate middleton. but she is carrying on with business as usual. kate and prince william are on a nine-day tour of the far east and south pacific. yesterday they visited a polynesian island. the locals really rolled out the

red carpet. they picked them up at the airport, literally, on a throne, and carried him into the town square. this is the same way i get into work every morning, by the way. kate looked very cute dancing polynesian style. but then on the other hand was prince william, who -- [ laughter ] -- looks like he's taking an underwater karate class. it's a tough thing, you go to a place, everyone gets excited and you have to stand up there and dance with them and it never looks cool. white people should have a policy. no dancing abroad. so those topless photos were the second most embarrassing thing that happened to william and kate this week. speaking of unexpected nudity, in ft. myers, florida, they arrested a man for indecent exposure, who was allegedly enjoying himself in front of other beach goers. as you see, some locals were taken aback.

>> there's no need of that type of behavior. >> reporter: that's the reaction to the arrest. one won saw a man with long blond hair walking around naked and fondling himself with children nearby. authorities arrested thomas march for indecent exposure. a neighbor had this reaction to the arrest. >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a pretty great reaction. every news story should end with that guy. [ applause ] toronto blue jays shortstop yunel escobar put himself in a tough spot on saturday. he wrote a message on his eyeblack. if you can read it, if you speak spanish, it means "you are a homosexual," but in the most offensive way. so he held a press conference to with a team translator to apologize and explain why he didn't mean to offend anyone. >> translator: i don't have anything against homosexuals.

i have friends who are gay. >> jimmy: okay, well, unfortunately, a reporter then asked who these gay friends are, and this was his response. >> translator: oh, okay. friends who are gay, the person who decorates my house is gay, the person who cuts my hair is gay. >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see -- excellent answer. the person who decorates my house and the guy who cuts my air. the man who curates my collection of barbra streisand albums is gay. the list goes on. lindsay lohan was arrested late last night. i was shocked, too. arrested in new york for leaving the scene of an accident and causing physical injury after she allegedly tapped a pedestrian with her suv.

who drives in new york? the one person who decides to drive in new york is lindsay lohan. she was issued a ticket and released without bail. it seems she has a car accident about once every four days and quite frankly, i have run out of things to say about it. i have no jokes left about this. but i do have a contract with a company overseas, from time to time, we outsource our joke writing. do we have them up on video chat? okay. let's see if they have any -- hello? hello? >> thank you for calling the build a bear hotline. what is your build a bear emergency? >> jimmy: it's me, jimmy kimmel. >> oh, jimmy kimmel! jimmy kimmel. long time, no vision. >> jimmy: well, it's good to vision you, too. hey -- [ laughter ] i was wondering if you have any jokes about lindsay lohan getting into a car accident. >> lindsay lohan joke? >> no, i think we ran out like

two accidents ago. did it happen again? >> jimmy: yeah, it did. they arrested her for a hit and run last night. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> well, she is quite the hot mess, huh? >> jimmy: i guess so. she is. >> i will check to see if we have any leftover from last time. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> let me get our number one hilarious teller of jokes, roger. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> roger! >> jimmy: hey, there, how are you dog? >> okay, jimmy. >> i'm doing good. >> big time laughing outloud. >> jimmy: i'm ready. i'm prepared. sorry to put you on the spot. >> are you ready, jimmy? >> jimmy: i am ready, yes. >> one second, hold on, hold on.

okay. why did the chicken cross the rode? >> jimmy: i don't know. why did the chicken cross the road? >> he didn't cross the road because he was run over by the american actress lindsay lohan! >> jimmy: okay. that's pretty good. >> chicken marsala for everybody right? >> jimmy: that is good. do you have any others? okay, great. >> what is the difference between lindsay lohan and the famous stuntman evel knievel? >> jimmy: i don't know, what is the difference between lindsay lohan and the famous stuntman evel knievel? >> hold on.

i cannot find the punch line. >> knock knock. >> let me do another one. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, do another one. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. >> knock knock. >> jimmy: who is there? >> lindsay lohan's car. >> jimmy: lindsay lohan's car who? >> ahh! watch out! >> jimmy: okay, i didn't get that one. i didn't get that at all. hey, guys. do you have anything about jesus possibly having a wife? >> who is sus? the guy with the beard and swollen tummy? >> jimmy: no, that's santa claus. no, i mean, i'm talking about jesus. >> oh. >> jimmy: and his wife. >> yeah. >> jesus. >> jimmy: i love watching them

work, it's amazing. >> jesus. >> jimmy: it's so fascinating, yes. >> okay. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> what did jesus' wife text when she had exciting news? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> omfil! >> jimmy: omfil. >> oh, my father-in-law! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. instead of omg. okay. very -- very good. well -- >> instead of omg. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i got it. thanks guys, i appreciate your help. >> hilarious ha-ha. >> jimmy: okay. thank you, again. it was great talking to you. >> tgif, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, it's wednesday, but thank you. >> okay. sorry.

>> jimmy: okay, there you go. you get what you pay for, i guess. thank you, fellas. one more thing. they're in india. on sunday night, i'm hosting the 64th an yum primetime emmy awards here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] um -- though, you know what? i might stay home and watch football, instead. i'm playing it by ear. the emmys are very special for the writers, producers, actors, hosts who are fortunate enough to be nominated. it's a night who most people who aren't gary busey will never forget. i thought it would be fun to ask a tv legend what he remembers about the night he won an emmy. william shatner is preparing for a tour right now, but he took some time out from those rigorous preparations to share his emmy moments. >> ah, yeah, winning the emmy was the second most exciting night of my life.

the most exciting night of my life was when i dropped bath salts on the set of "the wrath of khan." the next morning, i woke up on an overpass in tokyo. there was blood everywhere. we never spoke of it again. but winning the emmy was exciting, too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's a great story. i'm surprised that wasn't in the autobiography. we have a good show for you tonight. nate parker is here. we have music from the afghan whigs. and we'll be right back with julie bowen, so stick around. the applebee's 2 for $20 is one appetizer, two entrees

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>> jimmy: come to me. hi there, tonight on the program, you can see him now alongside richard gere in the new movie "arbitrage," nate parker is here with us. and then, recently reunited for a new tour that starts this saturday at pier 36 in new york, the afghan whigs from the bud light outdoor stage. we've got a good line up for you next week. listen to the names for next week's show. keanu reeves, julianna margulies, jesse tyler ferguson, kerry washington, ginnifer goodwin, selena gomez, the first cast-off from the new season of "dancing with the stars," we will introduce the new bachelor, and we'll have music from tony bennett, green day and the killers. and, as i mentioned earlier, i will be hosting the primetime emmy awards this sunday here on abc. you can watch the red carpet arrivals starting at 7:00 eastern, 4:00 pacific, and

then at 8:00, i will take complete charge of all aspects of the show. i even pick out the dresses. that the actresses wear to the show. very hands on. last year, i had the honor of handing our first guest an emmy award for outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series, and if she plays her cards right, i may do it again on sunday, whether she wins or not. you know her on everyone's favorite show, "modern family," which returns to the air at 9:00 one week from tonight on abc. please say hello to julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you look fantastic. >> why thank you. >> jimmy: i know you like to play this thing that sofia vergara is the bombshell on the show, but look at you. you look unbelievable. [ applause ] >> was that my special bombshell music? can i get that again? ♪ oh. oh. i'm going ask that guy to follow me around. >> jimmy: look at him.

>> legally, i'm not allowed to do that. >> jimmy: he will follow you around. i think you started something terrible. luckily, he can only see about four feet in front of him, so. sorry, brad. congratulations on your nomination. >> thank you. >> jimmy: last year you won. >> and you gave it to me. >> jimmy: i did. >> i know. you messed with me a little because your bit, ahead of time with jimmy was -- >> jimmy: jimmy fallon. >> it was about people who pretend they don't have a speech but then they actually have this, you know, constitution rolled up in a sock and they pull it out. so, i didn't actually have a speech and now this year i don't know what to do. what do you think? >> jimmy: you thanked people last year. do you feel like you have to thank the same people this year? >> you think, just, a one thank you and that's done? >> jimmy: how many times? >> i think it's bad luck to talk about this. >> jimmy: too late now. >> not to put bombshell first but we got a really good run of luck of this piece of hardware

traveling around. i would love sofia to get it. >> jimmy: because you guys do a strange thing. i think it's a bad idea, to be honest with you. but you all enter the supporting actor and actress category. there's no lead actor -- >> how else would we do it? who would you like to see as lead? >> jimmy: i think you and ty should be in the lead category. you are kind of the leads of the show, right? >> no! >> jimmy: not that that means -- on camera you're the most, right? >> no, i think -- because we're mom and dad, it might feel that way but the only person that could go lead is ed, because he has the graf as tvitas. >> jimmy: why doesn't he do that? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you're taking votes from each other. >> we probably are, but at least it's all even. nobody has stuck their held too high out of the trench. that's how you get shot. >> jimmy: is there a problem with gun play on the set of the show?

>> no, there is no problem with gun play but we just -- we do kind of really like each other. we went to sofia's birthday party in mexico. >> jimmy: i heard about that. >> we actually socialize. >> jimmy: who went to the party? >> jesse and jesse's boyfriend and justin and sarah and her boyfriend and my husband and my boyfriend. they both came. >> jimmy: why not? >> we get along really well. and our creator, one of our creators and his wife. >> jimmy: your creators are your parents, let's be honest. >> jesus christ came. and mrs. jesus was there, too. >> jimmy: she showed up. edie falco is going to be playing her. >> she's great. she's great in everything. >> jimmy: was it a fun party? >> it was -- it was fun -- most people would think it was fun. i'm so waspy and midnight is a really late hour for me and, you know, we -- i leave a wedding the minute the cake is cut, i'm like in the car and gone.

>> jimmy: me, too. >> these people, they put me to shame, they put all american waspy people to shame. >> jimmy: her family? >> from 70-year-old women to children, they could party, party, party and never sleep, functioning on, like, a little tortilla, a lot of that key la and endless standing. >> jimmy: i see. well, sofia said to me, you know, it's really easy to dance when you are american, you just have to do one thing, i have to show you, of course. americans, they just have to do the one thing, you know, it's so easy. you just do this one thing. but in my country, you have to do this. and there's like -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you have to? >> that is true. for days on end, people were sort of like, they would be talking to you and they are s m shimmying around. it's like isolation exercises. they are a superior breed of partier. >> jimmy: i think you're right.

>> they just like life later. >> jimmy: the sun sents later there, too, they get in this thing where it just goes on and on and on. >> jimmy: they put spice in their food. >> i was raised on salt and pepper. i'm not talking about the rappers. salt and pepper. >> jimmy: the actual spices. >> that's it. not too much pepper. >> jimmy: i heard sofia has 20 people coming to the emmys with her. >> she does. she does. yeah. well -- i don't know how many from that actual event. i'm not sure they'll all allowed in the u.s. >> jimmy: is that right? uh-huh. >> when i asked why we were having the party in mexico -- >> because that's where we can all get together. no, they -- they are very, very lovely. i don't know which ones will be there. >> jimmy: a lot of them are coming. i was at rehearsal today and i saw the seats and there is a whole vergara section there. >> i know. i know. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> she has to win.

i'm going -- even if she doesn't i think we should just let her win. >> jimmy: you know what, i'm going to take care of it. >> i want her to win and she should. >> jimmy: we're going to say she won if she won or not. >> plus, aren't we all dying to see what her speech would be? >> jimmy: her speech would be very good. [ laughter ] >> be amazing. just watching her walk up on stage would be like -- >> jimmy: how many members of your family are you bringing to the show? >> again, back to the pale salt and pepper people -- my parents -- my family is not all together sure what i do, if it's legal, if it's dicey. >> jimmy: for real? >> well, they are a little bit back in the, like, the oldest profession was prostitution and then the second oldest was actors who were actually prostitutes. >> jimmy: i see. >> so, my dad actually, he truly asked me this last year, he's like, now, that "modern family," is that a reality show? yeah, he did. >> jimmy: what? >> is it real?

i was like, dad, do -- is my name claire? i don't know. it looks so real. >> jimmy: maybe the way the camera -- >> he doesn't know. it's more a question, he doesn't know what a reality show is. >> jimmy: i see. >> if you showed him "survivor," he's like, are they actors, or, that crocodile is, i don't know. >> jimmy: in other words, they are not banging your door down for tickets to this thing? >> no, no. sitting still for that long? to watch a bunch of fancy prostitutes, i think not. >> jimmy: you're lucky. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see the work for which the fancy prostitutes are nominated this year. julie bowen is here. we'll be right back. ♪

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that's great. it's great. you're pregnant. it's great! congratulations! wow. >> this was a surprise. >> yeah, i bet. what did my dad say? >> i haven't told him yet. i worried he's going to think it's not such great news. >> oh, no. don't be silly. he'll be thrilled. >> jimmy: that is julie bowen, "modern family," premiering one week from tonight here on abc. that's -- so there's a new tv baby on the way? >> yes. it used to confuse people. people frequently ask me, mostly my dad. she's pregnant? her character is pregnant. i've seen pictures of her pregnant. yes, we have a new tv baby. >> jimmy: very nice. which do you prefer? your television children or your israel children at home? >> my real children are the source of so much entertainment. they used to be poop machines and thankless. i really like doing things with them. >> jimmy: how old are they now?

>> they are 5 and twin 3-year-old boys. >> jimmy: what do you do with them? >> i try to do cultural pursuits. i took them to the l.a. county museum of art. >> jimmy: right. am i saying that right? >>i >> jimmy: yeah. >> they have a great sculpture there, metropolis 2. it's like a whole city. i took them down to see that. which they were fascinated with for four seconds. and then they -- it's -- an amazing thing. everyone should see it. they run off in the next room and they discover this massive movie playing that is just hands. just hands, i'm not sure what the hands are doing. something very meaningful and artistic. but they discover much more interestingly that you can run around both sides of it and make funny shapes. so friends of mine had told me, what you do is, you take a very artsy picture. i decided to try that. i brought you the picture. there's one. see look.

how sweet is that, right? there's one of my boys and it's very artsy. but i think, i'm going to one-up those artsy people. they think they got so much on me. i hand my snazzy iphones to one of the preschool moms. i get a picture of my kissing my bomb. i don't look at it until later. let's pull back on it a little bit to see the whole -- yeah. that is -- >> jimmy: who is that? is that your son? >> no. no. i actually know the child. he was nowhere near me but the way that it gets flattened, i can't believe i did not feel that. like a cow having a veterinary exam. >> jimmy: he's going to be a doctor. >> it is stunning. and i didn't see it until i was trying to show off -- >> jimmy: that is a great. >> that night at dinner to my friends and one-upping them and

being like, oh, my god. >> jimmy: that is going to be an episode of the show, i suspect. is that what you bring to them, they go, oh, we can do this. >> we could, julie, but we're actually a family showow. >> jimmy: family show. >> try that on jimmy. >> jimmy: we weren't. great to see you. i will see you sunday night. >> thank you so much. really a pleasure. >> jimmy: see you then. julie bowen, "modern family," next wednesday, 9:00 on abc. we'll be right back with nate parker.

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>> jimmy: well, hello, welcome back. still to come, music from the afghan whigs. our next guest is a young actor on his way to becoming an old actor started three movies, his latest opposite richard gere, is called "arbitrage." it is in theaters now. please welcome nate parker. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you didn't have a mustache in the movie. >> i did not. >> jimmy: you have a mustache. >> i do. i call it my push broom. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> you push the dirt. my flavor savor. you know, if i drink coffee, later on i get tired, i just -- >> jimmy: that's convenient, that's nice. you have a very interesting story how you got involved, and you were a wrestler in college. where did you go to college? >> university of oklahoma. >> jimmy: that's a good wrestling school.

so, and you were wrestling there and studying what? >> i was a computer programmer. management science and information systems. so, basically, i was studying to be in a basement with no windows -- >> jimmy: that's what my dad does by the way. >> it's rough. that's what i was doing and this acting thing came along. i had a friend going to dallas for one of those modelling things. i was going to support him and a guy approached me. are you in the program? i said, no. he said, you should be. i was like, okay. i want you to read this. okay, i'll read it. >> jimmy: what did he have you read? >> it was from "the fast and the furious." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it was -- >> jimmy: are there actual lines in that movie? "get in this car and drive around the parking lot very quickly." >> i had to channel vin diesel. >> jimmy: do you remember any of that? >> you never had your car -- i don't know. but i did it and it worked and he said, i want you to move to

l.a. i was like, okay. >> jimmy: you did? >> four days later i lived in l.a. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? this is how people wind up becoming, like, sex toys for ar arab shieks. i move and next thing i knew, i was in saudi arabia. >> i had a backup plan. a computer programmer, i knew how to wrestle. so, worst case scenario -- >> jimmy: you could fight your way out. >> he turned out to be a great guy and i worked out. >> jimmy: i have to say, a great story but it's going to result in terrible things for anyone who is watching this. they will believe when you go to those modeling things at the mall that it's a good idea. did you have to pay them anything? is it one of those -- >> it is one of those things but i was a spectator, you know what i mean? the guy just approached me and he was like, i want you to come. i didn't have time to have a yard sale. i was like, knocked on my neighbors doors, i was like, take what you want. as i'm leaving, people are coming out with canned goods, my microwave.

>> jimmy: you had them loot your place? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: so, you came out here, did you come out by yourself? >> i came out by myself initially and shortly after, i sent for my mom. >> jimmy: you sent for your mom? >> i was like, mom, come with me. she came out. just got married, so, when i was having my honeymoon, my wife was there, but my mother came with my three sisters and i had a 650 square foot apartment. >> jimmy: hold on a second. why did they bring all of your sisters? and why did you ask your mom to come out? >> where i come from, you take care of your mom. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ applause ] >> i was like, you know -- screen your mother's phone calls. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: so -- all right, so, how many people are now living in this apartment? >> at the time it was six of us in 650 square feet. >> jimmy: what? that's only 100 feet each. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> no more bathroom so i just --

i had to hold it all day. it's funny, i start getting up at 6:00 a.m. i go in the bathroom, look around, lay down, sit down, because when the sun came up, it was out. >> jimmy: yeah, just enjoy it while you can. >> exactly. >> jimmy: so -- i assume -- you're not still living with all these women? >> i'm not. >> jimmy: how many are you down to now? >> man, it's me, my wife, my two daughters, two of my daughters and my third daughter caomes an my nephew lives with me -- >> i'm the patriarch. >> jimmy: what was your big break? >> my first film -- first big break would be "the great debaters," with denzel washington. [ applause ] thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: and did you have to audition for denzel himself? >> yeah, i mean, i had to audition and it's funny, i didn't audition at first, they called me, denzel washington would like to meet you. i was prepared. when i first came to l.a., i had an air mattress and a computer for six months and a poster of

denzel washington when he was man of the year. that's all i had. i would just stare at it. i'd have staring con tests with this poster. and, to see who would blink first. i know it sounds ridiculous, but it prepared me. i was like, how are you doing? you know? [ laughter ] let him know that i wasn't intimidated. yeah. >> jimmy: he's like, i don't know what's wrong with this kid. he scares me. so, you didnthen audition for h and did you have to act with him, did he act with you? >> i did. what i read in the article that i had, he said, i require a back story of any actor before he gets on, you know, on set. so, i was like, i'm going to write a back story. >> jimmy: what do you mean like that? >> a biography of a character. i played a character named henry. i created this story of his life, where he came from, his family, and i wrote 100-page, you know, book, by hand, and -- >> jimmy: about this character that you are auditions to play?

>> yeah, why not? i wanted to let him know i was serious. i did the audition, i hand it to him. i said, what's this? i heard you require a back story of a character before they get on the set. he says, okay, you keep its you're going to need it. and then he hired me. >> jimmy: oh, wow. just trying to get out of reading it. oh, yeah, i'll get -- you know what, maybe you should keep this for yourself. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a pretty great story. >> it was good. >> jimmy: did you get used to being around him then -- >> well, something i never talk about. when you are acting with someone like him or richard gere, if you think about it too much in the moment, you become a fan and you get star struck. i try not to think about it until the plane ride home and that's when i, like, cry or i'm like, oh, my gosh, this is happening. >> jimmy: you did a great job with richard gere. >> you liked it? >> jimmy: i liked it a lot. really good movie. and congratulations to you. you're not on the air mattress anymore. >> i'm not. >> jimmy: that's good. you are on coil, like the rest

of us. >> exactly. >> jimmy: very good to have you here. "arbitrage" is in thinker thes now. nate parker, everybody. we'll be right back with music from the afghan whigs.

>> jimmy: you can see them on tour this fall. here with the song "my enemy," the afghan whigs. ♪ ♪ i hear the whispers, baby if what they say is true they say i killed the brother to fall in love with you ♪ ♪ these words i heard them once before a conversation i believe ♪ ♪ how does a man begin to fall

when he does practice to deceive ♪ ♪ it was a voice behind my back his face i could not see it clear ♪ ♪ the voice was so familiar though i knew my enemy was near i knew my enemy was near ♪ ♪ the sun is gone and the sky is black so get your ass out from behind my back ♪ ♪ i told you once and i told you all and i told it like it was ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ you can't have me if you can't catch me ♪ ♪ out of your mind bent on revenge to think i once called you my friend ♪ ♪ you want the dog i'll let him out come and get some baby come and get some baby ♪ ♪ the sun is gone and the sky is black so get your ass out from behind my back ♪ ♪ i told you once and i told you all and i told it like it was ♪ ♪ and i told it like it was and i told it

like it was ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank julie bowen, nate parker. i want to apologize to matt damon. their tour kicks off september 22nd in new york city. playing us off the air with the song "uptown," again, you tcan see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, the afghan whigs. good night! ♪